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Hillbilly Elegy → Hillbilly Presidency
From memoir to mandate. The arc nobody saw coming, except us.
ADVANCE 2028
MEME VANCE
TO THE WHITE HOUSE
Spicy memes. Based takes. JD Vance to the Oval Office.
Paid for by Advance 2028 PAC. Not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee.
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§ 02 — The Mission We're not here to win.
We're not here to win.
We're here to meme.
The establishment fears one thing more than a based hillbilly in the White House: a meme army that never logs off.
We are Advance 2028. We weaponize humor, reclaim the couch, and turn JD Vance into the most online president since, well — the last one.
2024 was the appetizer. 2028 is the main course. And we're bringing the spice.
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Memes Deployed
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Raised (Meme Money)
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Normies Triggered
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Vibes: Immaculate
§ 03 — The Redpill Dossier
Who the f*** is JD Vance?
A field guide for the terminally online. Tap a card to copy the pre-loaded tweet.
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The Couch Psyop
They made it a meme. We made it a throne. We own the couch now.
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Vance vs. The Machine
One based hillbilly. One entire blob. The odds are hilarious.
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He's Just Like Us fr
Hoodie. Tendies. Policy takes that slap. The chicken tender coalition has a candidate.
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Terminally Online & Correct
They called it weird. We called it accurate. Reclaimed and upgraded.
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Ohio Energy
Built in Middletown. Shipped to the Beltway. The heartland is online now.
§ 04 — The Meme Vault
Welcome to the vault.
The official armory. Download. Post. Repeat until 2028.
Got a dank one? Ship it to HQ.
Submit Your Own § 05 — Meme Magic Lab
Make your own.
Pick a template. Type the spicy stuff. Ship it. The watermark is mandatory — the logo is sacred.
§ 06 — Join the Advance Army
Enlist, soldier.
We don't spam. We drop alpha. Intelligence briefings land in your inbox on a strictly based schedule.
§ 07 — Donate. Feed the meme machine.
Money → Memes → Mandate.
Every dollar buys more memes. Every meme buys more minds. Every mind moves us closer to January 20, 2029.
Your donation supports our mission. Paid for by Advance 2028 PAC. Contributions from foreign nationals and corporations prohibited. You must be a U.S. citizen or permanent resident to donate.
§ 08 — Live From the Trenches
The front line is a feed.
Every based take, in real time.